belajar bahasa inggeris....

Pada suatu hari, sorg cikgu prmpuan 2 mengajar B Inggeris utk dak thn 1. Dia bg ler
assignment kat murid2 2 suh cari
3 perkataan Inggeris pas2 kemukakan pada hari isnin nnti. Ada sorg
anak murid cikgu 2 pun b'jalan balik ke umah. Dlm p'jalanan
balik 2, dia t'nmpk ler sepasang suami isteri kuar dari kereta dan sedang
menjerit antara satu sama lain. Dia t'dgar lelaki tu menyergah "Shut up
you !!"
Sampai ke rumah, dia pn tanya ayh dia, "shut up you tu bahasa inggeris ke."
Ayh dia kata," iye."
Ha.... Dapat dah satu perkataan. Lepas mandi dan makan, dia
tengok la tv lak. Cerita superman mase 2.
Dia pn g tanya ayh dia lagi, "superman tu bahasa inggeris ke."
Bapa dia kata,"yes."
"Dua perkataan dah".
Pas tengok tv, dia g ke perpustakaan lak. Dia nampak ada sorg laki ngan
sorg prmpn sedang b'tengkar berebut buku.
Prmpn itu kata "Ladies first".
Dia pn kol dan tnye ayah dia dan ayhnye kata 2 pn bahasa Inggeris.
"Ah, leganya, dapat pn 3 perkataan Inggeris".kata budak itu.

Hari Isnin 2 dia g sekolah, cikgu pn tanya dia tentang perkataan baru 2.
Cikgu : OK boy, did you get the words?
Budak : Yes, teacher.
Cikgu : Good, what is your first word?
Budak : Shut up you !!!
Cikgu : What did you say? Are you mad?Who do you think you are?
Budak : Superman !!!
Cikgu : Bloody fool! Get out from this class

Budak : Ladies First!

Ngee~~ :p

may i borrow $25?

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'
MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.
SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'
MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'
MUM: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: 'Mummy, may I please borrow $25?'

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door..
The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down , and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and she really didn't ask for money very often The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
'Are you asleep, son?' She asked.
'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.
'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard o n you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.
'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.
'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.
'Mummy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The mother was crushed. She put his arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

blood groups and you..

Did You Know?

Blood type and Rh How many people have it? O + 40 % O - 7 % A + 34 % A - 6 % B + 8 % B - 1 % AB + 3 % AB - 1 %

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?

According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O	You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A	You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax
TYPE B	You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB	Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:

You Can Receive
If Your Type Is	O-	O+	B-	B+	A-	A+	AB-	AB+
AB+	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES
AB-	YES		YES		YES	YES
A+	YES	YES			YES	YES
A-	YES				YES
B+	YES	YES	YES	YES
B-	YES		YES
O+	YES	YES
O-	YES

reply tagged dari cik han (15 benda yg paling 'wierdo' aka pelik pasal aku)

1. appreciate fren so much...kalu ley nk cari blk sume kekwn lame yg da lost contact..
2. xbape suke nk buang barang walaupn brg 2 da lame...termasuk la buku2 aku dr tadika...huhu
   
3. suke donlot software dan lagu2 terbaru...biaq bertimbun....ahaha
   
4. sukekan hp yg unik...kamera canggih ke ape ke,sume 2 xkisah....yg penting design!!
5. suke simpan rmbut pnjg...tp xla pnjg sgt....ala2 kadar r..hhuhu
6. suke berahsia...hanya org tertentu je tau...(mcm post ni pn,rasenya hanya gtau benda2 pelik ttg diri sndr yg xbape penting..hehe)
7. sorg yg mls tgk tv...kecuali tgk game bola n citer yg btl2 mnarik minat aku..ahahah
   
8. suke beli baju tp hnya kain yg mcm jersi...lembut jer..huhuh
9. xbape suke kuar jejalan....kecuali waktu2 tertentu...hehe
   
10. pemalu dgn classmate sndr....tp ngan org len ok lak...huuhu
11. fobia air....dlm mimpi la kalu nk tgk aku ikot org biler diajak mandi sungai atau air terjun...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....tidak!!
12. dak yg sederhana jer...tp nmpk kaye gle je sbb beli mcm2 tp duit xabis2 pn berabnding org len....(pepandai bajet la,xkn 2 pn aku nk ajar..hehe)
13. sukekan minum air sejuk...walaupn demam n slseme,layan gak!!
14. dak xtau panas...mase exam kn,air cond rosak tp aku pakai ag sweater...aku xrasa papepn,nape sume ckp panas??....huhuhuhu
15. suke sgt kol org smpai bil tepon mencecah rm600+ tiap2 bulan...

learning french...

bonjour - hello/good morning/good afternoon
bonsoir - good evening
salut - hi/bye
comment ca va - how are you
ca va - fine
ca va bien - i'm doing well
ca va mal - not well
pas mal - not bad
au revoir - good bye
a demain - see you tomorrow
bonne nuit - good night
adieu - farewell
a bientot - see you soon
comment vous appelez-vous - what is your name
voici - this is
il s'appelle - his name is
elle s'appelle - her name is
je vous presente - i would like to introduce

audition oiam 3...

pada 29 nov baru2 nih, audition oiam 3 telah berlangsung di tingkat 6 Timesquare, Kuala Lumpur... aku sejak kecik teringin gak nk tau ape prasaan g audition... jd, aku pn g r... mmg ramai r mase 2... aku g kul 8 sbnrnye, tp sbb prasaan malu2, akhrnya aku mula beratur kul 9 (perghhh,sejam aku duk termenung kt bawah).. hehe.. mase nek kul 9, terkezut r....... da rmai giler.... aku pn bt muker slamber r join beratur skali....mcam2 ragam ada.... ada yg umo 16 pn join.... pehhhh.... macam aku ni tua sgt jer... tp xpe.... muke aku yg kiut miut ni btkan org len pn ingat aku ni masih mude...ekekeke

pendaftaran sebenarnye start kul 9... tp kul 9 lebey da pn, xstart2 gak... penat sehh... tp xpe, tggu gak ler...tggu2, da kul 11 cm2 pn xstart2... waaa.... biaq btol ni.... biler nk startnye???? hmm... pas beberapa minit pas2, barulah ada akak2 2 bagi borang pnyertaan soh isi.... pas2 ada gak cameraman duk rakam video n tgkap gmbar.... waaaa, best2... mane nk tau ada rezeki masuk tv nih... heheh... aku tgk makin lame makin ramai org bratur.... sume pn da pnt... ada yg dah duduk bersila je kt situ... almaklumla, da kul 2 lebey xstart2 gak.... xdpt masuk dlam lg, bratur kt luar ag.... penat2... tp perjuangan diteruskan.... da tggu lame ni, xkn tetbe nk balik lak kan? huhuh... dlm kul 3, akhirnye smpai gak giliran aku untuk daftar.... aaaa... best2.... pas daftar, dapat pun masuk dalam dan duduk.... dgr lak diorg terangkan peraturan dan lain2.... what??? diorg cakap cume ada 30 saat untuk perform depan juri... singkatnyer mase... huhu... xpela.... at least try dlu... giliran aku yg ke 400+, so aku smpat g solat dlu.... huhuuh...


dalam kul 6 cam2, akhirnya smpai giliran aku..... aku telah dibahagikan kepada 1 kumpulan... dlam kumpulan tu ada 10 org... rupenya bilik juri 2 kt tempat len.... aku ngan ahli kmpulan dibawa oleh sorg akak ke tmpat juri 2.... sblm kuar smpat gak aku posing jap... hehe


smpai kt bilik 2, aku tgk juri 2 bkn syafinaz ataupun paul moss.... rupenya sorg indian... aku xknl... huhu... tp xpe.... haaaa, ape lagi, mula la audition.... sorg2 kene perform depan ahli kumpulan masing2... waaa... smpai giliran aku, aku pn nyanyi la.... aku nyanyi lagu 'tapi bukan aku-kerispatih' mase 2... mmg aku sndr dpat feel r betapa nervousnya.... sore pn bergetar2.... xdpt nyanyi cam bese.... huhuhu... da abis nyanyi, juri pn komen.... dia kata "sore ok.... fine..." mmmm... pendeknye komen... huhuhu... rupenye dia pun nk cepat..... mmg rmai sgt yg g aritu.... pas abis 10 org nyanyi, kitorg pn kuar.... tggu 5 minit... diorg pn announce sape yg dpt masuk 2nd stage.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... aku xdpt... huhuhh... tp xpe la.... aku mmg da expect da.... sore td pn bergetar2.... huhuhu... ada kawan aku yg baru knl 2 kata dia dapat masuk 2nd stage, tp kalah juga.... xpe, xde rezeki kot... tp papepn secara keseluruhan best r gak.... x dilupakan, aku dapat tnjuk ajar latihan vokal n lelain oleh somebody yg fames... ada r orgnye, xmo citer... katanya aku ada bakat.... waaaa.... best2.... huhuhu.... makin power r pasni... heheh... thun dpn leh try ag... at least da tau ape rasenye audition 2 tahun ni... e2 tujuan aku g audition ni pn coz kalu aku dpat pn, aku xleh join gak (bakal cikgu la katakan :p)... n paling penting, tambah kenalan.... hehehehehe.... till we meet again next year in oiam 4, daaaaa... :)